This week, I'm going to show everyone why I don't post more often. As an experiment, I'm going to post every single day whether I want to or not. If I have nothing to say, I will say something regardless.

Day 1:

I don't, in fact, have anything to say, so as my rules go, I must now type stuff whether or not I want to. I've been thinking a lot about the upcoming election though. I realized that as the campaign progresses, more and more desperate acts happen by the candidates, such as Kerry bringing up the draft, or... Bush still saying the same things, like... the war in Iraq is a good thing, even if the reasons we went are completely invalid.

 Mooniethecat uncovered some interesting Info, for example. We all know this is a desperate attempt by his opposition to thwart is rock 'n roll image. (check it out, its hilarious)

Yeah, so I watched Airplane! last night, while talking to two people who haven't seen it. (you know who you are). I didn't think there were any such people left in the world, that hadn't seen one of the American Film Institutes Top Ten comedies. There are so many classic scenes in the movie, not to mention it was written and directed my Jim Abrahams and David and Jerry Zucker. These men have collectively made some of the most hilarious movies of all time. The Naked Gun series, Hot Shots!, Kentucky Fried Movie, etc.

Favorite part? There are so many hilarious scenes. You have Kareem Abdul Jabbar as the co-pilot. The Doctor is Leslie Neilson, or the Naked Gun movies. You can imagine some funny stuff happening already.

Heres a classic bit:

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

And of course, the most famous line:

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

 Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

See it.

Anyway... this is what you will be getting for an entire week. A series of disconnected thoughts. God save you....