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Bush admits that 2006 was a bad year for Iraq.

Thank you, Mr. President. Late is better than never, I suppose. Of course, it doesn't mean you'll actually make things better. You know what they say about good intentions and all that. But, you admitted a certain amount of failure, and that takes a bigger man than I thought you were. This might even be the second time I've had to say something like this. It feels vaguely familiar...

Now, all of you avid fans of the Iraq war can calm down. You don't have to cover for him any more. He isn't even covering for himself. Of course, now you have to suck up to his newest plan. I don't know why you would do that. It's like rooting for the Kansas City Royals... and not even living in Kansas! Sorry. I don't even watch baseball. I just thought that would be an appropriate time for a sports analogy. I had to look that up.

Anyway, don't blame Bush, or the military, or even Iraq at this point. And certainly, don't blame yourselves for being so nice and supportive. It has been nothing but a mess of things from the beginning, and, though it's nice to see people finally coming around and admitting this, the club is full. We're no longer accepting memberships at this time. Sorry for the inconvenience. You shouldn't have been hanging out all hours of the morning at the Conservative parties, chilling at the conservative camp and what not. You should have been on time like those damn liberals.