Yusuf Islam, musician formerly known as Cat Stevens, author of such hit's as "Peace Train" detained on the grounds of National Security...

HahahahaAHahaHAha.

Here's another good one...

"Officials said Islam was on the watch list because of alleged associations and financial support for Muslim charities."

"The intelligence community has come into possession of additional information that further heightens our concerns of Yusuf Islam," Homeland Security spokesman Garrison Courtney told CNN. He would not describe the information further."

"Another official said the department is "extremely confident in the information" which "without a doubt" is credible. Officials will not say which charities are involved."

We've heard that one before, fellas. Something about very destructive weapons and a lack of intelligence. I don't know, I hardly pay attention.