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After having read all six Harry Potter books, I've decided to give a word of warning to all those thinking of reading these books: REFRAIN!

Let me tell you, these books are written with the blood of the demons! Right away, you can tell you beyond a doubt that if you read these books, like I did, you will join me in everlasting hellfire. My soul is irredeemable now, but allow me to save yours! Within the bindings of the books of Potter, you will find all you need to converse with pure evil. The story, while a thoroughly enjoyable cover-up, will fill your soul with filth, slime, and refuse.

The books introduce us to one called Harry Potter. Harry Potter is a young boy, and you know how evil little boys can be. He lived under the stairs, typical of monsters and boogie men, all of which are completely real. His nice and thoughtful caretakers who, in the course of doing their Christian duty of taking care of their nephew after his parents were sent to burn in the fiery womb of hell, do all they can to exorcise the evil from the boy, but to no avail. He is a Wizard, the books tell us. Wizards, of course, do magic. Magic can only be done by evil beings such as Satan, his evil minions, and David Blaine.

Harry Potter is, of course, none other than the little known demon Rotty Harper, which I discovered while jumbling the letters around. He is whisked off by a half-breed called Hagrid, part giant, meaning a descendant of the beast Goliath who was slayed mercifully by David. He was taken to a school and taught  the language of demons. In the course of reading Harry Potter, you too will be filled with the knowledge of the devils of which they speak. Draco, Erised, Hermes, and Slytherin are just a few of the demons who will share your soul with David Blaine after reading these books!

This book glorifies witchcraft, which good Christians sought to destroy hundreds of years ago by letting loose the wrath of God upon those who wished to hold congress with the demons. J. K. Rowling, propagandist and author of the books of Potter, seeks to have our young children once again flying broomsticks and casting spells! Worse yet, these books teach that it is ok to break the rules if the rules stand in the way of doing what is right. This is nonsense! Rules are always good things! Anyone that breaks a rule is aiding the devil, plain and simple.

If that wasn't bad enough, Mrs. Rowling is also handing out a roadmap to further complete one's magical education! Anyone can go and pick up nearly identical books mentioned in the series at their local used book store and find out how to divine the future, or transfiguration. Imagine the trouble our kids will be getting into when they start transforming each other into rats. Imagine getting that call from school. "Mr. Smith, we're sorry to disturb you but your child has been turned into some sort of a reptile. No, no we don't know what sort of reptile it is, sir. Yes, he's fine for now, we have him in a nice little box with some holes in it and grass and..."

Anyway, it's going to get ugly if you let your kids go reading these books. One minute they'll be happily pretending to shoot each other with imaginary guns and throwing rocks at each other and the next they'll be casting spells and hanging out with werewolves. They'll want nothing more than to take the broom for a spin after curfew and they'll be threatening poor, ignorant parents with spells that would turn your stomach, literally. TAKE HEED. The bible tells us that witchcraft is bad, and we shouldn't go doing it. Harry Potter tells us that it's ok to do witchcraft. I think you can see what I'm saying.

I think it's time to burn some books!